mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

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- Unknown (via infiltration)

(Source: misschelly19, via loveeishaappiness)

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

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